28 May 2009 @ 09:27 pm
 


I thought Stephen King lived up north? I don't think he's in the area to murder Floridians. This is the dude's website.

I was so exhausted when I came home today that for a glorious three seconds, as I was checking all of our doors to make sure they were locked before taking a nap, I hallucinated that Morgan Freeman was trying to figure out the GPS on his cellphone in my living room. It was a good nap.

Despite my anger with Pelosi, it still doesn't stop me from shipping her with Harry Reid.

Here's a thing:

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
 
 
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‮ 凸[◣_◢]凸[info]legrotesque on May 29th, 2009 04:53 am (UTC)
What are your favourite real-life stories? Ones that, when you retell them to people, still make you laugh?
groove, slam, work it back[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
LOL I think I've mentioned these before, but that's the point:

- All the times I've gotten hurt while sleeping, either because I roll out of bed and fall onto electronics, or bedroom decorations fall on me during earthquakes, or... drunk roommates sit on me. XD

- When I had chicken pox in kindergarten, I drew more on me with a red sharpie and tricked my mom really unpleasantly :(

- One time in San Francisco, my family of 20+ went to a restaurant in North Beach without making any reservations. We got seated in the ham locker. It was a lone, long table in a stark-white room. There were at least sixty hams hanging over the table. I was a vegetarian at the time, but I still took tons and tons of pictures.

- All of the stories from my dad's childhood neighborhood. Hearing about stereotypical 1940s characters, like guys selling watches and silverware out of their trenchcoat lining.
‮ 凸[◣_◢]凸[info]legrotesque on May 29th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
lol @ the first and last one. My mom used to have somnambulance and night terrors. Mostly somnambulance, though. She'd get up in the middle of the night and have entire conversations and not remember them at all the next day.
[info]helenquest on May 29th, 2009 05:28 am (UTC)
What's your favorite aticle of clothing? The one you wouldn't trade for the world!
[info]helenquest on May 29th, 2009 05:33 am (UTC)
SPELLING FAIL
*ARTICLE

FUCK I NEED A PAID ACCOUNT.
groove, slam, work it back: pacman buffet[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 05:48 am (UTC)
My plain black hoodie, because it's a ponytail for my body/lack of fashion sense, the way sunglasses are a ponytail for my face! I wear it every day in the fall/winter because it's like a ~shell~ and I don't really have to care about what top is underneath. After that, I love my slew of black fitted band shirts that I can always throw on with whatever.

ETA: PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS GEORGGGGGEEEEEE

Edited at 2009-05-29 05:49 am (UTC)
Fuck. Yo. Couch.[info]ms_erupt on May 29th, 2009 06:09 am (UTC)
AH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK ABOUT. :(
groove, slam, work it back: SW: rotta spinnin[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER THINK HARDER

ALSO I JUST FOUND THIS TWO SECONDS AGO AND IT MADE ME LOL

Fuck. Yo. Couch.[info]ms_erupt on May 29th, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
LOOOOOOOOOL. WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?
groove, slam, work it back[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 06:32 am (UTC)
I FOUND THAT ON DIGG, BUT I USUALLY JUST GO THERE FOR TECH/SCIENCE NEWS. SPACEGHETTO IS MY FAVORITE (VERY NSFW, LOL) IMAGE BOARD THOUGH.

Edited at 2009-05-29 06:33 am (UTC)
Co-Queen of Dorkiness[info]ardentdelerium on May 29th, 2009 12:53 pm (UTC)
King lives in Maine, but he has a place in Florida too. And a band with Dave Barry and other writers. But I don't think he is murdering anyone.
groove, slam, work it back[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh okay, good to know.

BUT HE IS A THREAT TO THE COMMUNITY
DARTH NICKELS[info]polly_moopers on May 29th, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
Salinger killed Lenon. Get it right.

Ok so um, my question-- did you get my text? Lol no that is not it, I am just having a slow thinking day

Uuuhhhmm

Burrito v. Enchilada, which is more delicious
groove, slam, work it back: zipper mouth[info]niicoly on May 29th, 2009 10:31 pm (UTC)
Lolol yeah I did, no worries! I'd forgotten to add you to my contacts when I first texted you and thought, "Wait who the fuck do I know who calls me boo-- awww shiiiit it's Little Miss Moopers!!"

Um um um I'm doing to go with burrito, it's a hard question. :((((

POLLY IT'S 3:30 AND I'VE DONE NOTHING ALL DAY.
DARTH NICKELS[info]polly_moopers on May 29th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
Burrito was the correct answer. You may now ascend into the kingdom of heaven


lololol the day is still young, Niic