BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

IT HELPS TO BREAK THE FAST & KICK STARTS YOUR METABOLISM

MOM

MOM

MOMMMMM

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME MONEY FOR TEXTBOOKS? CYLONS BLEW UP MY MONEY. ALL OF IT. MY MONEY: IT ALL GOT NUKED.

SURE, HERE'S A MILLION KAJILLION DOLLARS

AND YOU NEED SOME NEW UNDERWEAR, DON'T FORGET TO BUY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR. THE ELASTIC'S COMING OUT OF THE ONES YOU'VE GOT.

SWEETHEART YOUR MOM HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE THIS LIVEJOURNAL THING

CAN'T YOU BLOG ON ANYTHING SIMPLER

I HAVE SOME POST-ITS I GUESS

Cinnamon Toast Crunch or healthy Muesli? The flow chart gets very fine, indeed.

Special K with fruit and yogurt. It is delicious! And the box is a soothing pink.

Edited at 2008-08-18 07:10 pm (UTC)

they say that eating breakfast makes you eat less throughout the day, but it just makes me way more hungry.

I had cereal too.

Yeahhh I had Subway, anyway. Plan foiled.

NO, SHE WAS DEAD, LOLZ

IT'S SPACE

THEY GOT CURES FOR THAT

THAT'S NOT TRUE

:[ I WANT LAURA ROSLIN TO BE MY MOTHER, ANYWAY.

I'D SETTLE FOR "GIRLFRIEND" OR "WISE OLDER NEIGHBOR LADY-FRIEND WHO BAKES ME COOKIES, LISTENS TO MY PROBLEMS, AND SEDUCES ME"

NO. SHE APPEARED TO HER IN A CHAMALLA-INDUCED VISION, INSTEAD. DISGUISED AS NUMBER 6. IN THE RED DRESS.

THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH CHAMALLA FOR LAURA NOW.

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IF NUMBER 6 WAS MY MOTHER, AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT, WOULD I BE A BAD PERSON?

JUST TAKE MORE CHAMALLA, AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR ANSWER. ALSO, AVOID BALTAR.

HE'S SO SEXXIN UP UR MOMMA.

GAIUS WOULD BE A TERRIBLE STEPFATHER

"WHY WON'T YOU COME TO MY VIOLIN LESSON?"
"BECAUSE GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH YOU."

Clearly Laura Roslin's mother just never loved her enough.

It is all very, very tragic. :(

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MY MOM DOESN'T CARE IF I EAT AT ALL. IT SAVES ON THE GROCERY BILL.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET SCURVY

I SHOULD BUY A LIME TO SUCK. D:

YUM

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO CALL YOU.

ALSO, I AM CONTEMPLATING MOVING TO AMERICAN SAMOA SO MY INLAWS DON'T COME AND STAY WITH US ANYMORE.

OH MY GOD

ARE THEY TERRIBLE? I GET A SICK JOY FROM STORIES ABOUT INLAWS. IF APPLICABLE, PLEASE SATISFY.

I DON'T REALLY LIKE THEM BECAUSE WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT POLITICAL BELIEFS (TO PUT IT NICELY) AND I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE ME MUCH EITHER. MY HUSBAND SAID THAT HIS MOTHER WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH ANYONE HE MARRIED (I COUNTERED WITH THE IDEA THAT SHE IS A BIG FAN OF HER DAUGHTER AS WELL LOL). IDK I AM HAPPY TO BE SEPARATED BY FOUR HOURS AND A MAJOR MOUNTAIN RANGE FROM THEM, BUT THEY KEEP COMING TO VISIT LIKE EVERY OTHER WEEK AND STAYING AT OUR PLACE. I LIKE BEING ABLE TO WALK AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR TOO MUCH TO HAVE GUESTS.

I WILL TELL YOU THIS BC YOU LIKE IN-LAW STORIES, BUT THE DAY BEFORE I MARRIED JP, HIS MOM CORNERED ME WHEN WE WERE ALONE AND SAID I STILL HAD TIME TO BACK OUT.

THAT IS CRAZY.

AND I'VE SEEN YOUR BEAUTIFUL WEDDING PICS. I WOULD BE HONORED FOR YOU TO MARRY MY SON.